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Text Message Confusion

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Published: 5.23.2017
Level 5   |   Time: 2:46
Accent: American
Source: Key & Peele

(Keegan) Key & (Jordan) Peele have some confusion while they are texting each other.


    

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  1. REVIEW the vocabulary / background.
  2. WATCH the video.
  3. ANSWER the questions.
  4. CHECK your answers. (Show Answers)

triangle Vocabulary


  • reach out [phv] - contact you
  • be on for tonight [exp] - meet tonight
  • touchdown [n] - 6 points in American football
  • shoot [int] - darn / damn
  • considerate [adj] - thoughtful / polite
  • Fuck this guy! [exp] - This guy is terrible!
  • fucking [adv] - very
  • priceless [adj] - unbelievable
  • wanna go [exp] - want to meet
  • wanna go [exp] - want to fight
  • Let's go. [exp] - Let's meet.
  • Let's go. [exp] - Let's fight.
  • put (someone) out [phv] - make someone do something they don't want to do
  • a nut [n] - a fun and crazy person
  • Let's do it. [exp] - Let's meet.
  • Let's do it. [exp] - Let's fight.
  • a round [n] - 3 minutes in a boxing match
  • a round [n] - a drink for each person
  • a gimlet [n] - a type of alcoholic drink
  • post-apocalyptic [adj] - after the end of the world

[n] - noun,  [v] - verb, [phv] - phrasal verb,  [adj] - adjective,  [adv] - adverb,  [exp] - expression


triangle Background


picture picture
Keegan Jordan
  • Keegan and Jordan are good friends.
  • They have plans to meet at a bar tonight.

triangle Questions


  1. Keegan sends the first text...
    because he is bored.
    to confirm their plans for tonight.
    to change their plans.

  2. Jordan missed Keegan's texts...
    because he has been playing Xbox.
    because he is angry at Keegan.
    because he lost his phone.

  3. Keegan gets angry...
    because he thinks Jordan's text message is rude.
    because he doesn't want to go to the bar.
    because Jordan didn't invite him to play Xbox.

  4. Jordan thinks Keegan is considerate because...
    he sends so many messages.
    he invites him to go out.
    he isn't pushing Jordan to go out.

  5. What does Keegan mean when he says: "You are priceless!"
    "You are rich!"
    "You are very kind!"
    "You are an asshole!"

  6. What does Jordan mean when he says: "You are priceless!"
    "You are rich!"
    "You are very kind!"
    "You are an asshole!"

  7. What does Keegan mean when he asks: "Do you wanna go right now?"
    "Do you want to fight now?"
    "Do you want to meet now?"
    "Do you want to eat now?"

  8. What does Jordan mean when he says: "Let's go!"
    "Let's fight now!"
    "Let's meet now!"
    "Let's eat now!"

  9. What does Jordan mean when he says: "First round is mine!"
    "I'm gonna beat you up quickly!"
    "I'm faster than you!"
    "I'm gonna buy a drink for you!"

  10. When Keegan reads "First round is mine!", he thinks it means...
    "I'm gonna beat you up quickly!"
    "I'm faster than you!"
    "I'm gonna buy a drink for you!"

  11. Keegan brings the bat to...
    hurt Jordan.
    give as a gift to Jordan.
    play baseball with Jordan.

  12. Jordan thinks Keegan brings the bat to
    hurt Jordan.
    give as a gift to Jordan.
    play baseball with Jordan.


triangle Script



"BEEN TRYING TO REACH OUT TO YOU ALL DAY.
ARE WE ON FOR TONIGHT?"
[sighs] JEEZ.
WHAT? YOU CAN'T CATCH ME.
YOU CAN'T CATCH ME.
I'M LANCE MOORE. TOUCHDOWN, BITCH.
WHAT? PAUSE.
OH, SHOOT.
KEEGAN'S BEEN TEXTING ME.
"SORRY, DUDE, MISSED YOUR TEXTS.
"I ASSUMED WE'D MEET AT THE BAR.
WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE."
"SORRY, DUDE, MISSED YOUR TEXTS.
"I ASSUMED WE'D MEET AT THE BAR.
WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE."
"WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE"?
WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM?
"DO YOU EVEN WANT TO HANG OUT?"
OH, THAT'S CONSIDERATE.
"LIKE I SAID, WHATEVER."
"LIKE I SAID, WHATEVER"?
FUCK THIS GUY.
JESUS, "YOU..."
AWW. "YOU'RE THE..."
"ONE WHO'S FUCKING PRICELESS"?
THIS M--
THIS MOTHERFUCKER HERE.
OH, HE WANTS TO-- OKAY, MM-HMM.
MM-HMM. OKAY.
"YOU WANT TO GO..."
HMM.
GUESS I COULD DO THAT.
"OKAY..."
"OKAY, LET'S GO"?
HE SAID OKA-- "OKAY, LET'S GO"?
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU KNOW WHAT? "YOU WANT TO REALLY..."
"DO THIS NOW?" KEEGAN, YOU NUT.
YOU'RE NOT PUTTING ME OUT.
"FUCK YEAH, LET'S DO IT"?
OH, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
OH, NO! OH, NO!
THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO ROUNDS, ASSHOLE!
IT'S GONNA BE A FUCKING STREET FIGHT!
THIS SON OF A--
'CAUSE TONIGHT WE GONNA PARTY AND THE PARTY DON'T STOP ♪
YOU!
BUDDY!
LIKE I SAID, FIRST ROUND'S MINE.
A BEER AND A GIMLET FOR MY PARTNER RIGHT--
WHAT'S THAT?
UH, I-I GOT YOU A BASEBALL BAT WITH NAILS IN IT.
FOR MY POST-APOCALYPTIC JACKIE ROBINSON COSTUME.