Your cappuccino, sir.
This is better than the coffeehouse.
How come it's not mixing with the water?
The package says to keep it moving. Stir and drink, never let it settle.
This is ridiculous. After I get back from my niece's christening, I'll go to the coffeehouse with you
and we'll have a cup of coffee. No problem. Joey's there, hmm? Okay.
No. I don't want to have to have Joey with me every time I want decent coffee. And I don't want to drink
cappuccino with a "k". I say you and I go and stand up to those guys.
All right, hang on a second there, Custer.
Ross, have you ever been beaten up before?
By someone besides Monica?
No. So what? So we get beaten up. Maybe that's something a man has to go through. Like a rite of passage
Couldn't we just lose our virginities again? Because I think actually mine's growing back.
We did it. We're here. We are standing our ground. How long does a cup of coffee take.
Woul you come on! Come on! Thank you.
There we go.
I think we've proved our point.
Did you burn your mouth?
I cannot feel my tongue.
Bullies! Big bullies!
Oh, look who's here. It's the weenies.
Did we not make ourselves clear the other day?
Yeah. And that's why we're here.
Yes, we're standing our ground. Apparently.
Whoa, whoa. What you got there? A weapon?
A nice watch. I don't want to break it on your ribs.
All right, let's do this. Question: If I don't care about my watch, can I use it as a weapon? Well it's
sharp, it's metal. I think I can do some serious damage with it.
No, you can't use your watch.
Okay. or your keys!
Look, here's what we'll do. We'll put all keys and watches in the hat over there. Alright?
All right, come on, man. Let's do it!
Before I forget, are we hitting faces?
Of course. Why wouldn't you hit faces?
Well because I have to work on Monday. I have a big presentation.
Actually, I gotta show this apartment tomorrow. You know ... this no faces thing might not be a bad idea.
Okay, nothing from the neck up.
Or the waist down. Danny's ovulating?
Or really? You guys are trying again?
Let me get this straight. We're strictly talking about the middle?
You want some of this? You want a piece of this? I'm standing here!
Hey, hey. Those guys are taking our stuff!
God, that was amazing. That was incredible. You guys kicked butt!
Us? What about you guys? You really, bing, gave it to old Mr. Clean back there. He was a big guy.
Yeah he was, wasn't he?
I wouldn't know, having missed everything.
Oh, don't do that to yourself. Any one of us could have tripped over that little girl's jump rope.
So listen, guys, are we ... are we okay here?
Okay, so can I have my hat back?