Emmet: Good morning, apartment! Good morning, doorway. Good morning, wall. Good morning, ceiling. Good morning, floor.
Ready to start the day!
Ah, here it is: The instructions to fit in, have everybody like you, and always be happy.
Step one: breathe. Okay, I got that one down.
Step two: greet the day, smile, and say good morning, city!
Step three: exercise. Jumping jacks, hit them. One, two, three – I am pumped up!
Step four: shower - and always be sure to keep the soap out of your eyes. Shave your face. Brush your teeth. Comb your hair.
Wear clothes. Ooops, almost forgot that one. And that’s it, check.
Step nine: eat a complete breakfast with all the special people in your life. Hey, Planty, what do you want to do this morning?
Watch TV? Me too!
Pres: Hi, I’m President Business, president of the Octan Corporation and the world. Let’s take extra care to follow the
instruction or you’ll be put to sleep. And don’t forget, Taco Tuesday’s coming next week – that’s the day every
rule-following citizen gets a free taco and my love. Have a great day, everybody!
Emmet: You have a great day too, President Business. Man, he’s such a cool guy; I always want to hear more of what...wait!
Did he say put to sleep?
TV: Tonight on Where are My Pants? Honey, where are my paaaaants?
Emmet: What was I just thinking? Ah, I don’t care.
Step 11: Greet your neighbors. Hey, Joe.
Joe: Hey, pal.
Emmet: Hey, Surfer Dave.
Dave: Hey, brah!
Emmet: Oh, good morning, Sherry.
Sherry: Hey, fella.
Emmet: Oh, hey Jasmine, Dexter, Angie, Loki, Bad Leroy, Fluffy, Fluffy Jr., Fluffy Sr., Jeff. Step 12: Obey all traffic signs
Step 13: Enjoy popular music.
Radio DJ: Top of the Charts again. It’s “Everything is Awesome!”
Emmet: Oh my gosh, I love this song!
Pop Song: Everything is awesome. Everything is cool when you’re part of the team. Everything is awesome when you’re living on
Emmet: Always use a turn signal. Park between the lines. Drop off dry-cleaning before noon. Read the headlines. Don’t forget
to smile. Always root for the local sports team.
Fans: Goooo, Sports Team!
Emmet: Always return a compliment. Hey, you look nice.
Group: So do you!
Emmet: Drink overpriced coffee.
Barista: Here you go. That’s $37.
Emmet: Ha, ha! Awesome!
Coworker: Did you see Where are My Pants last night?
Group: Honey! Where’s my pants?
Emmet: Classic episode! Instructions coming in from central. Okay, it says here to take everything weird and blow it up.
Alright, builder heads – let’s make it look exactly like it does in the instructions.
Coworker: Hey, buddy. I need a one-by-two keyhole .
Emmet: No problem, Michael.
Coworker: I need a two-by-two macaroni over here.
Emmet: Two-by-two macaroni, flying in. Here’s one, Mel.
Coworker: Two slots, two slots. Come on, everybody!
Emmet: Roger that, Roger.
Coworker: Can I get a couple warps over here. Hey guys, watch me draw this down!
Pop Song: Everything is awesome. Everything is cool when you’re part of the team. Everything is awesome when you’re living
on a dream. Everyone’s talking, life is cool, because everything’s awesome.
Emmet: Man, I feel so good right now. I could sing this song for hours.
Pop Song: Everything is awesome when you’re part of a team!
Coworker: I’m going to the sports bar after work tonight. Who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get craaaaaaaaaaaazy?
Emmet: Chicken wings? I love chicken wings!
Coworker: Hey, who wants to share a croissant with this guy?
Emmet: Croissants? I love croissants!
Coworker: Oh, yeah. I sure do love giant sausages!
Emmet: Giant sausages, no way! You know what I love to do? Share a meal with the special people in my life. Fred, Barry,
Gail, me and you? Ah, no, wait! Guys, wait up. Okay, I’ll meet you there. Oh, where did it go?