Jake wants to prove that Captain Holt is not wearing pants.
[n] - noun, [adj] - adjective, [exp] - expression
Jake: Interesting. Very, very interesting. Guys. Captain Holt has no pants on.
Terry: Um What?
Jake: He has no pants on, is what. Here are the facts:
Jake: At 11:55 A.M., Captain Holt walked past us holding a hot bowl of soup.
Jake: At 12:03 P.M., I heard him yell Ouch!
Jake: Then at 12:07, he called Gina into his office. She entered, holding nothing.
Jake: One minute later, she left holding an opaque bag.
Jake: Captain Holt's pants were in that bag.
Amy: That evidence is circumstantial.
Jake: Oh, so you guys want visual confirmation?
Amy: Not really.
Jake: Hey, Captain. I just need you to sign something at my desk real quick.
Holt: Just leave it on the couch. Dismissed.
Jake: Sir, I'm choking on a lozenge! I'm gonna die!
Charles: I got you, Jake!
Jake: No, no. Stop. I swallowed it. I swallowed it. It's fine.
Jake: Hey, hey. I made you another bowl of soup since you spilled yours earlier, but you're gonna have to come over here to get it.
Holt: All right, Peralta, I'm sick of you wasting time, so, yes, I spilled some minestrone on my pants, and I'm sitting in my underwear. Happy?
Jake: Yes. Ah.
Amy: Sir, I need you to sign off on..
Jake: Look at us, just three people with pants on having a normal conversation.