Phoebe becomes Chandler's new secretary.
[n] - noun, [v] - verb, [phv] - phrasal verb, [adj] - adjective, [exp] - expression
Phoebe: Eew. Gimme! Can you see me operating a drill press?
Joey: I don't know. What are you wearing?
Ross: Pheebs, why would you want to operate a drill press?
Phoebe: Just for some short-term-work.
Joey: Hey, hey, Chan. She could work for you.
Chandler: Thanks Joey, that's a good idea.
Phoebe: What... I could, I could do it. What is it?
Chandler: Well, my secretary is gonna be out for a couple of weeks. She is having one of her boobs reduced. It's a whole big boob story.
Phoebe: I could be a secretary.
Chandler: Well, you know Pheebs. I don't know if it's your kinda thing because it involves a lot of being normal. For a large portion of the day.
Phoebe: I could do that.
Chandler: Can you hear that?
Chandler: See that'll stop when you pick up the phone.
Phoebe: Oh. Uh, I'm on.
Phoebe: Mr. Bing's office. No I'm sorry. He's in a meeting right now.
Chandler: I'm not in a meeting. I'm right...
Phoebe: Will he know what this is in reference to? And he has your number? All right, I'll see that he gets the message. Bye bye.
Phoebe: Ross says hi.
Phoebe: This is so fun. All right, what do we do now?
Chandler: Well, now, I actually have to get to work.
Phoebe: Most likely. Okay, I'm gonna be out there.
Phoebe: All right. Bye bye.
Chandler: Bye bye.
Phoebe: Whatcha doin'? (What are you doing?)