#8. Lost baby on a bus (2)

Published: 8.05.2017
Level 4   |   Time: 4:20
Accent: American
Source: Friends [S2 E06]

Chandler and Joey have to go to the bus station to find Ross's son Ben.


triangle Directions

  1. REVIEW the vocabulary / background.
  2. WATCH the video.
  3. ANSWER the questions.
  4. CHECK your answers. (Show Answers)

triangle Vocabulary

  • a mole [n] - a small dark mark on the skin
  • flip for it [exp] - choose the coin side - heads or tails
  • heads [n] - one side of a coin
  • tails [n] - the other side of a coin
  • a diaper [n] - Pampers, Huggies
  • a butt [n] - a bottom (ass)
  • from the top [exp] - from the beginning

[n] - noun,  [exp] - expression

triangle Background

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Chandler Joey Ross Monica Phoebe
  • Ross has a baby son named Ben.
  • Joey and Chandler were taking care of Ben.
  • Joey and Chandler accidentally left Ben on the bus.
  • Monica is Ross's sister and Ben aunt.
  • Ben always cries when Monica holds him.

triangle Questions

  1. The baby is not at the bus station.

  2. Only Joey claims to be the father of the baby.

  3. Chandler and Joey are pretending to be a gay couple.

  4. They don't know which baby is Ben.

  5. They know the baby is Ben because he has a mole on his face.

  6. Both babies have ducks and clowns on their t-shirts.

  7. They decide to flip a coin to decide which baby to take home.

  8. Joey chooses "heads" to equal the baby with ducks on its t-shirt.

  9. Joey and Chandler know they chose the right baby when it starts crying with Monica.

  10. Ross notices that Ben is wearing the wrong diaper.

  11. Ross is angry because he knows Chandler and Joey lost his son.

  12. Joey stays behind and lets Chandler escape.

  13. Phoebe likes the way that the other woman is singing her song.

triangle Script

Man: He's here. I'm assuming one of you is the father.

Chandler: That's me.

Joey: I'm him.

Chandler: Actually, uh, ahem, we're both the father.

Chandler: Oh, Ben! Hey, buddy.

Chandler: Please tell me you know which one is our baby.

Joey: That one has ducks on his T-shirt and this one has clowns. And Ben was definitely wearing ducks. Or clowns. Oh, wait. That one's definitely Ben! Remember? He had that cute little mole by his mouth!

Chandler: Yeah?

Joey: Yeah.

Chandler: Hey, Ben! Remember us? Okay, the mole came off. What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?

Joey: We'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns.

Chandler: Oh? We're gonna flip for the baby?

Joey: You got a better idea?

Chandler: All right, call it in the air.

Joey: Heads.

Chandler: Heads, it is.

Joey: Yes.

Chandler: We have to assign heads to something!

Joey: Right! Okay. Okay, uh... Ducks is heads because ducks have heads.

Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?

Monica: My little nephew. Come here, little one! Oh. There's my little baby, Ben! Hey, my little boy. Oh. Hey, he's not crying!

Chandler: Hey, he's not crying!

Joey: Yes. There's still pie! Ha-ha-ha.

Ross: I'm here. I'm here. Uh. How's my little boy, huh? You want daddy to change your diaper? I know, I know. So, did you have fun with, uh, Uncle Joey and Uncle Chandler today?

Joey: Oh, yeah. He rode the bus today.

Ross: Big boy riding the bus... Hey, I have a question. How come it says, "Property of Human Services" on his butt?

Chandler: You... You are gonna love this.

Ross: Can you hold Ben for a sec? Come here. Come here.

Chandler: Stay back! I've got kiwi! Run, Joey, run!

Woman: Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?

Phoebe: No, no. I'm sorry, it's, ahem: Smelly cat, smelly cat...

Woman: Smelly cat, smelly cat...

Phoebe: Better!

Woman: Yeah?

Phoebe: Much better. Good. Don't feel bad because it's a hard song.

Woman: Yeah.

Phoebe: You want to try it again?

Woman: From the top?

Phoebe: There is no "top," all right? That's the beauty of Smelly Cat. Why don't you just follow me?

Together: Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.

Phoebe: Too much. Sorry.

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