Kay takes Detective Edwards to a gun shop to identify a space ray gun.
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Edwards: So who exactly are you with? F.B.I.? N.S.A.?
Kay: I'm part of a bureau that licenses, monitors and polices alien activity on the planet Earth.
Kay: We're here.
Edwards: This is where we're going?
Edwards: This is Jack Jeebs' spot. He buys from chain snatchers. He doesn't even sell guns.
Jeebs: Officer Eduardo. How did these get here? I thought I turned these into the proper authorities.
Edwards: The way I hear it, Jeebs, you're into something a little hotter than some stolen Rolexes.
Jeebs: Well, I'm a huge crack dealer now, but I work here because I love the hours.
Edwards: I'm talking about guns, smart ass. Weird ones!
Jeebs: Come on. Edwards. What you see is what I got.
Kay: Why don't you show him the imports, Jeebs?
Jeebs: Hi Kay. How are you?
Kay: Show him the imports right now.
Jeebs: I got out of that business a long time ago.
Kay: Why do lie to me, Jeebs? I hate it when you lie.
Jeebs: Just hold on a second.
Kay: I'm going to count to three.
Edwards: He’ll do it, Jeebs.
Edwards: I’m telling you, that man does not look stable.
Edwards: But you know what. Talk to me. He is just crazy when he's like this.
Jeebs: He's always crazy. Why don't you get a massage? Take a cruise.
Edwards: Drop the weapon. Hands on your head!
Kay: I warned him.
Edwards: Drop the weapon!
Kay: You warned him.
Edwards: Don't make me kill you.
Jeebs: You insensitive prick! Do you have any idea how much that stings?
Kay: Show us the merchandise or you'll lose another head, Jeebs. Mr. Edwards?
Edwards: Right there. The one in the middle.
Kay: You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity to an unlicensed cephlapoid! Jeebs, you piece of--
Jeebs: He looked alright to me.
Kay: It must have been for an assassination. Who's the target?
Jeebs: You know I don't know.
Kay: Goddamn it, Jeebs!
Jeebs: I don't know!
Kay: All that's confiscated. I want you on the next transport off this rock, or I'll shoot you where it don't grow back.
Edwards: And I'm going to be back to talk about them Rolexes.
Kay: Searching for a handle on the moment? I can't help you. The only comfort I can offer is my promise that tomorrow morning you won't remember a thing.
Edwards: Well that's not exactly some shit you just forget.
Kay: Ever seen one of these?
Kay: She looks over to her husband then sets it back down in her lap and says, “Honey, this one's eating my popcorn.” Get it?
Kay: I gotta go. Thanks for the egg rolls, kid.
Edwards: Wait a minute. Who are you?
Kay: See what I mean about tequila? You're a bright young man, James. But you need to lay off the sauce. I'll see you bright and early, 9:00. Be there, or be square.