Chandler goes to Joey's grandmother's house to break up with one of his sisters kindly.
[n] - noun, [p] - person, [v] - verb, [phv] - phrasal verb, [adv] - adverb, [exp] - expression
Directions: Choose the expression that best completes the sentence.
Joey, wh-wh-wh-what are you doing here?
Waiting for my Grandma to finish my laundry. What about you?
I’m here to see Mary-Angela.
You are so the man! Now look, listen, listen, you got to be cool because my Grandma doesn't know about you two yet, and you do not want to tick her off. She was like the sixth person to spit on Mussolini's hanging body. Yeah.
She's right in there.
This tiramisu is, is excellent. Did you make it Mary-Angela?
No! I did!
Well, it's, it's yummy. So Mary-Angela do you like it?
Of course! It’s her favorite.
So um, Mary-Angela, what's your second favorite?
More of Grandma's tiramisu .
Would you just please....give me the recipe because this is great. It's top notch.
That dies with me.
So will I.
Excuse yourself, and go to the bathroom.
Oh no-no-no I was just squinting. That doesn't mean anything.
Just do it.
Will you excuse me I have to um.....
Finally, I thought we'd never be alone. Can I just tell you something. I have not stopped thinking about you since the party.
Look, I may have jumped the gun here. Um, I just got out of a relationship and I'm not really in a commitment kind of place.
So! Me neither! God, Mary-Angela was right. You do have the softest lips.
Ahhhh, you’re not Mary-Angela.
No, I’m Mary-Theresa.
This is so bad. If you’re not Mary-Angela, then who is?
Oh, this is soo bad.
No Joey! No Joey! Don't Joey! Joey!
What's going on?
You're it! Now run and hide!
It's no big deal. Chandler was just kissing me because he thought I was Mary-Angela.
What?! How could you do that, how could you think she was Mary-Angela?
I wasn't sure which one Mary-Angela was. Look, I’m sorry okay, I was really drunk, and you guys all look really similar.
I say, punch him Joey.
Yeah! Punch him!!
You know what, we should all calm down because your brother is not going to punch me. Are you?
Well, that is usually what I would do. But I just never thought you'd be on the receiving end of it. How could you do this?!
Joey, if you wanna punch me, go ahead. I deserve it. But I just want you to know that I would never soberly hurt you or your family. You're my best friend. I would never do anything like this ever again.
So what. I say, punch him.
Yeah! Punch him! Punch him!
No! No! No! No, I'm not going to punch Chandler.
I’ll do it.
No you won't. Look, he knows he did a terrible thing and I believe him. He's sorry. But you've got one more apology to make, all right. You've got to apologize to Mary-Angela.
You’ve got it.
Cookie, now you can punch him!